Man, I haven't updated this in a bit of a while, let alone with my past few releases. Million apologies, and I should be back in the saddle on this soon!

Going one better than just fucking for grades... it's Gangbang for Grades!

It's the sequel to the Amazon-exclusive Fucking for Grades. In this, the cruel Professor Morgan takes Allison even further into his power by pimping her out to a couple of his students. Naturally, she loves it. Some heavier humiliation here than even before, so it's only for the daring! Get it here on Amazon.

All werewolves, all the time!

It's the sequel to My Were-Brother Bit Me! This time, Sarah has found out that she really is a werewolf after all. Now it's her turn to need rough sex to keep from going crazy, and help arrives in the form of her new pack, two sexy guys. Now available on Amazon.

Yarrrrrn

Well, I've started on my Kusha Kusha scarf, and it sure is something. The two strands that are knit together are very much more thread than yarn, and the bulk of the work is done on number 8 needles. The result is a very open fabric despite that it's knit double. The recommended light felting should fluff the scarf up nicely though.

Even just a few rows in, you can already see the memory in the steel strand affecting the fabric. You can push it around and it will hold a bit of shape. I'm really looking forward to seeing this when it's done.

Also, when did Knitpicks get silk hankies? I'm placing an order soon because I have a Plan for my dad's birthday, but I think I'm going to have to add in something special for myself...

Yarrrrrrn

I ordered a scarf kit from Paradise Fibers. I can't wait until it gets here. I'll have piiiictures of yarn cones then!

A demon is called on to be The Muse

An artist without direction, Antony has turned to desperate measures. With an old text in hand that purports to be the key to bind demons to his will, he attempts to call forth infernal aid to inspire his next work. Against all odds, Antony succeeds, but the beautiful demoness instead binds him, offering to fulfil his desires only if he worships her as his goddess. She demands all the pleasure a mortal man's lips can give, but will Antony be up to the challenge the demon poses?

Available now on Amazon and all other outlets for my work.

Goblin Blowjob Orgy: Say it three times fast!

Despite all the troubles going around, business continues as usual here at the Piper ranch, so to speak. Anthea returns in Goblin Blowjob Orgy, where she does exactly what the title suggests, and blows just about a million goblins. Well, five at most, but what can you do.

It's got cuddling in it. Lord Ash is a bit of a sweetheart that way. He's really not cut out for this nymph-pimping business, but he doesn't have much choice in the matter. Fortunately, Anthea is just so eager to please.

Available on Amazon.com

Pursuant to the need to unwind

Saint's Row 3: Game of the year, every year.

That is all.

If tomorrow's just as bad, I'm sure I can find some Daedric prince who needs some help. Namira sounds therapeutic...

Update: Siren Publishing proves to be bald-faced liars.

Several hours later: It seems Siren has updated their listings, including the ones I highlighted blow, claiming there is no sexual relationship between the family members involved.

This would be well and good, but it's not true. Their very own adult excerpts depict (often very poorly written) sexual scenes where both brothers will be penetrating or otherwise having sexual intercours with the same woman at the same time.

Yes, Virginia, there is a sexual relationship between family members if they have sex with the same person at the same time. This is not dependent on the definition of the word 'is', and it is not dependent on whether balls touch. Nor is there any legitimate way to claim a lack of sexual involvement between, say, two to five brothers who have spent years searching for a woman they can share between them-- even if one laughably pretends there is no sexual motivation in the setup, as soon as a sex scene happens, if more than one of them is present, there is a sexual relationship.

Siren Publishing is a company that lacks all integrity, and have no qualms with lying to their readerbase. Good show.

Bookstrand, Siren Publishing, Censorship, and Lies

The current big to-do in the independent erotica author world is that Bookstrand has recently closed all independent publishers' accounts, denying them the privelege of selling there. This is their perogative, of course, but as this comes less than a week after a TOS change regarding what works they allow to be sold there, one wonders why last week's debacle needed to occur at all.

Revenge of the Nerds, only, you know, sexy and not with a copyright-infringing title

Amber's desperate, she was just kicked out of her home, and her only option is that loser from school Joel. However, Joel and his room-mate Jon have plans of revenge on the spoiled young woman: a webcam sex show for all of the internet. Will Amber be up to the task, or will it be a cold night? Available on Amazon now.

"It's not like we're related. And what's the alternative? You going off on a werewolf rampage? Of course I'll have sex with my hot brother to stop that."

Sarah's brother Jason is just home from college on break. She figures it's just ordinary school troubles that are making him squirrely, up until the full moon comes. There's no hiding that he's a werewolf anymore: and the only thing that can stop him from going on a rampage is rough sex!

My Were-Brother Bit Me: Now available on Amazon.

Fucking For Grades, Only on Amazon!

Allison desperately needs help passing Professor Morgan's course. She only has tutoring in mind when she approaches him, but he has a different plan! Will Allison allow her dominating professor to fuck her for the grade? Amazon exclusive release.

bleeeurgh

New release. Feeling sick so I'll talk about it later with the proper advertising bs. Maybe hold until Amazon lets it out of its claws. Gay cowboy vampires though. How could that ever go wrong?

Skyrim? Writing time? No...

I could be a busy busy bee right now, in so many ways. Skyrim creation kit came out today with the shiny new high res texture pack, and I have a story I'm working on that's deceptively awesome.

Instead I'm going to go take a nap.

In the Beginning

Well, I have a terrible time keeping up with these sort of things, since I'd much rather be doing one of the things suggested by the title of this blog.

But it's such a good title, isn't it? Maybe I'll be able to run with it for the sake of the name.